8yrs:

masturb88:

Say one word. One word, and I’m yours.

ORTHODONTIST

(via squeakadeeks)

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orgasm:

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME

(via the-condescensions-swag)

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Sending emails to teachers
  • Me: Sounding extremely formal, using fancy words, correcting grammar and spelling at least 63 times.
  • Teacher: Ok lol thanxx :-)
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